Good old Santa Claus !

[babi]

Für alle ,die am Wochenende noch was gutes tun möchten aber das richtige Styling dazu nu ned haben :

https://www.dh-rangers.com/videos/Santa-ma.zip

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If Santa answered his mail honestly...
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Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy
all yeer yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask
for is peace and joy in the world foreverybody! Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like
for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
Love Teddy

Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door
in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream.Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes,
a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay!
I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
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Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa

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Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas,
where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses whilelosing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa
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Dear

Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do.I'm skipping your house. Santa
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Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please
PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy

Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa
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Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into
our home? Love, Marky

Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams, Santa


das hab ich grad via email bekommen
nicht super toll aber ganz ok. der übliche weihnachts mist halt


und der link geht net!!!!

[babi]

müssts noch a bissi geduld haben weil da link ned geht

aber so is des halt in der weihnachtszeit, da ist die vorfreude das schönste oder ned ?
lg babsi

[noox]

also bei mir geht er jetzt, nachdem du das kleine s in ein großes umgewandelt hast

[babi]

jajajaja

und ned vergessen am schluss auf das hohoho klicken
hahahahahha