War mal: Vote for Steve Peat

[Martix]

... ist aber abgedriftet... (by noox)

so und jetzt wieder Martix auf an Post vom Pagey:


you pig, you!

[noox]

play you yes not!

for english speaking peoples: you need not understand this.

[Martix]

if, you go me on the nerven i schmeiß you in the gulli, put the deckel drauf und you will never see th daylight again!

and now you can slide down my buckl!

[freakazoid]

you speak a very komisch englisch

@ mats: i vote for steve too ...

[Martix]

so? thinkst you so?

na and? it can you be saussage which english i like to use. how boring wouldn that been wehn everybody would speak the same fu*ing english???

[freakazoid]

ei tell you ans you little rotzboy: dont red with mir so because ei am dresching you.

so. aus. because nooxi is getting mad i think

[noox]

A: Ma nay she sure dorn way!

B: Woe dean!

A: By dar fair sane

B: Loss me shown. Host us far cared own. Dish null an cairn ouse an. Soda, yeats game us own. For ma mid'n say say lift oven idea o'ten he gale.

A: It trow minute.

B: Gay hair dough, ace is Nick star by.

A: Ace is o'bear so I sick.

B: Dave ale I knee! Gay hair dough! E for four, do forced hint air mere know, o'bear sheer nay bow girl.

A. Word Hias! E hope an stearn grease an.

B: Gay halt in Dick near! Fix Noah mole, days is was mid day own fan gare. Nick's we Share O'Ryan. Shy's drag.

[Chris]

Ich komm mir hier vor wie am Schöckel

[Martix]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOOOXX; i moch an kropfn! sowas geiles hab ich ja noch nie glesen!!

muahahahahahha. geay hear dough!! in dick near ) wuahahahahha sooo geil!!!

sensationell!

[Martix]

ajo, hob i a wos! net so leiwand wie des vom noox, oba a ganz spaßig!

Brief eines Österreichers an die NASA

Greet God,

I write you, because you must helb me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in
the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer
Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle
saw.
She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that
I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make
holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He
is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next
Space
Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the
rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.

And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I
want
to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my
ass.
I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and
heating.

And windows with look on the earth. So I can look through my far-glass
and
see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a
branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö) !

Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus, yours

Kraxlhuber

[Chris]

Ich hab ein Buch, das heißt "The afterlast English letters".

Da geht's irgendwie um die Briefwechsel zwischen einem in die USA ausgewanderten "Bauern"kind das zum ersten Mal in die Zivilisation kommt und den Eltern.
So richtig auf deppert halt

[lex]

geil

[Rüdiger]

Angeblich war ja die Rede die Kennedy in Berlin hielt (und teilweist "deutsch" war), auch auf genau die selbe Art und Weise geschrieben, der konnte also kein Wort deutsch.

[Martix]

ja stimmt, des hob i a ghert!

[niZo]

herst des is zum schrein!!!!
wuahhahahahahahaha!!!!
göttlich!
mfg