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[Martix]

ajo, hob i a wos! net so leiwand wie des vom noox, oba a ganz spaßig!

Brief eines Österreichers an die NASA

Greet God,

I write you, because you must helb me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in
the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer
Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle
saw.
She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that
I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make
holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He
is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next
Space
Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the
rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.

And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I
want
to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my
ass.
I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and
heating.

And windows with look on the earth. So I can look through my far-glass
and
see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a
branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö) !

Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus, yours

Kraxlhuber